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Ban the Person Above You -- Part FIVE 5 (2825 views, 426 replies)


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Continued from here: two-movies.pro/forum/thread/Ban-the-Pers....

This is a game and meant for fun.


Banned for starting the thread.
Banned for too many damn rules.
Banned for cursing.

And so on.

Be creative and give appropriate reasons, but keep it friendly (don't make it personal).



To continue...

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Banned for making me start a new thread because you're all only talking to air and creating a lot of hot air and I need air conditioning and you've cost me more money in water to stay cool!


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Banned for posting such a nice gif that will keep me so occupied, I won't have time to be harrassing and trolling others on the site.

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@😷.box.😷 Anyone who sees you that way is missing out.

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@delamitri Just may way of jump starting the thread back into life D.

But hey, that was cute and warm and fuzzy. smiley

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@😷.box.😷 Awww, not the box. He's cute and served a purpose. Plus he babysits the moggie. I meant what you said above that. 😊

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@delamitri Ah! OK well I suppose I was just reflecting the reputation I have among the "GROUP of THREE" (got blocked by the Christian nice guys too and I haven't even been in contact with them) so I have the one way ticket to "Partyland Afterlife".

But hey ... it was still warm and fuzzy!

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@😷.box.😷 Uh oh, the numbers are growing? Do we fear a hostile takeover yet?

Hey no worries. All the cool kids will be in partyland.

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Banned for leaving mouse traps outside your bedroom window. 🀬

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Banned for using your telescopic lens (you know the one I'm talking about) to put a stakeout on my bedroom window when you should be using it for the Neighbourhood Watch Scheme.

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Banned for selling off all my voyeur equipment to fund expenses for your dastardly, deceitful, deceptive, destructive rag. This ban includes all your sneaky, slimy, scurvy, sordid staff!

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@delamitri Oops, looks like I banned myself in there too. Dammit!!!
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You are so banned for filling your banning order with so many compliments that it sounds like you are fawning.

And I will be passing on all those juicy adjectives (you forgot creepy!) to the wonderful hard workers (including your good self) tirelessly bringing the best of fake news.

It's 'd' and 's' words like these that let us know we are making a difference for our loyal readers.

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Banned for singing when you thought no one else was around. Aaaaargh! I was in the closet and heard it all. I can't win.

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Banned for singing in the closet and failing to win!

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Banned for singing in the shower and dropping your soap-on-a-rope mic, causing your song to turnout sounding like drowning cats in boiling water.
[SPOILER]

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Banned for even picturing cats downing in boiling water whilst soaping up furiously and singing pop chart hits.

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Banned for missing the "Rock & Rule" movie reference.

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[SPOILER]

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Banned because I have to keep up appearances. Pssssst!! [SPOILER]

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@delamitri Only if ...

[SPOILER]

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Banned because I have heard it on the grapevine that your appearances have altered radically and blonde is the new pinkie - how could you? And that accent - where did the southern drawl go?

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I'm banning myself for my own mental health after reading some spoilers for GoT's last episode. There's only so many tragedies one person can endure in their lifetime and not be affected.

I hereby withdraw to my own private land of dragons to re-coop my energies and will to live.

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Banned for showing all the typical symptoms of GOT Withdrawl - take a couple of asprins and a bottle of Irish and everything will look (and sound and taste and smell) differently in the morning.

You'll have other things to worry about anyway.

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Banned for being so insensitive to the depression of a GOT fan after an apparently [SPOILER] final episode. Alcohol is not the route to take. Start a revolution and write your own sequel.

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Banned for posting spoilers and making me look. I was so disappointed that there weren't any nudes in there.

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Banned for spoiling the spoiler and revealing what is NOT there (reverse psychology of Jung and Nolan 1934). Nudies are not allowed according to section 69.911 of the TOS agreement updated in the fifth month of the year of out Lord 2019.

Any infringements will result in dire third party consequences, and a fourth and fifth party may have to be arranged in order to sort this mess out.

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@😷.box.😷 NOOOOOOOOOO, Not the dreaded 3rd party!!! I can't take it.

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Banned for not providing me with a safe space where I can hide from the dreaded 3rd party. I'll just have to make my own! [SPOILER]

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Banned for spending too much time lazying around in the sun, topping up the tan and sipping ice tea without using the appropriate sun block cream (50+ for those of a pinkie complexion).

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@😷.box.😷 Without the sunblock, yes and feeling it!

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Banned for suggesting I'm lazy when you work me to a fugue state and then toss me out on a lounger with a dirty nappie.

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Banned for fudging the fugue (nice word btw) which is caused not by the overworking but overingesting Arnold's bumbombs while pretending to look for lice.

Apologies for the dirty nappy but due to the holiday weekend there was a mix up in the delivery and we received 100 pounds of the Naffy Braids and I was thinking we could keep a couple of the pink ones for you and RB.


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Banned for the entire 3.7 hours that it will take you to braid all of RB's hair. You have to use at least 3 different colors of Naffy Braids and it must look natural when you are through. If you get it right the 1st time, I'll take over nappie "doodies" for a week.

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Banned for not looking at the small print. Naffy braids come with a Naffy slave who has gold certificates from the highest institutions of the field and has even set the world record of 56 minutes.

Her latest creation is ...



The NappY equipment is on the way via DHL.

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@😷.box.😷 Oooooo, pretty!!! That's what RB's hair would look like braided, except it would be a much longer braid. 😊

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Banned while we wait for the nappy equipment to arrive. You'll thank me later, as the smell around here is not amazing. We're gonna need some fly spray as well.

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Banned for not using some environmentally friendly fly exterminators like the one below - your favourites I hear ...


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@😷.box.😷 The best place for flies...in a spider's clutches.

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Banned for being the person above me. You know how much I hate being the person below.

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Banned for wickedly, falsely, maliciously, scandalously and seditiously wishing and intending mischief.

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Banned for keeping your hair its natural color.

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What hair? Banned for aggrandizing CB's ego by suggesting there is something under his hat.

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Banned for running off with my Power Rangers dolls. I wasn't done playing with them!

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Banned for helping yourself to the last of the ice cream during the shortage of '19 and not sparing a thought for the kiddies whose birthday party you were entertaining at.

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@😷.box.😷 Are we finished already?

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Banned for giving those little rugrats the idea that they had rights and valid expectations. Now the needy creatures are crawling all over me, looking for handouts.

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Banned for confusing your clients with my lovable, jovial, cutie pie rugrats that brought hours of joy, peace and quiet to our household. Quality entertainment.



Shame on you!

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Banned for having a throbber going on this thread because the page isn't loading. I know those throbbers are intentional.


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@ I am finding these throbbers all over the place. Have we been hacked by Playboy/Playgurrl?

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Banned for giving me a major throbber.

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Banned for illegally honking your horn at camels on the way to the forum with that major throbber you are bragging about.

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Banned for throbber envy. I saw you admiring it.

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@delamitri A clear case of daylight throbbery?

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Banned for flirting with the traffic cop while he was writing you a ticket for parking in the VIP space for the mayor. And the mayor had to drive round the block 10 times, causing enviromental damage and high blood pressure.

[SPOILER]

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@😷.box.😷 My cover has been blown! smiley

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@delamitri Totally Uncovered Pinkie, but the investigation is just beginning!

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Banned by order of the mayor. What you didn't know was that the mayor paid me to park there so he had an excuse to drive around the block 10 times. [SPOILER]

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An excuse to waste valuable taxpayer's money polluting the environment with an unknown contortionist in the passenger seat doing gawd only knows and having no security clearance to be that close to an elected official?

Come, come ... such a fairytale wouldn't be found in a Hans Christian Andersen book.

Totally banned for fake news and embellished, kiddy bedtime stories.

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Banned for accusing everyone here of being a big bunch of sissies.

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@delamitri and Big Girl's Blouses! smiley

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An executive banning order is being served on the person above for continuing to ban after being banned numerous times and completely igoring the lot of them. This executive order has been signed by a very pointy signature which means major trouble so you should make arrangements to leave the country in a hurry (and use those old pinkie passports, just in case).

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@😷.box.😷 Pinkie is no more, Monsieur Box. Living on the run all these months has done things...

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@delamitri Oh!MyGoodnessGracious smiley

Poor Pinkie ... and what big arms you have.

Shall I book you in for a shampoo and set, Dearest?

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@😷.box.😷 Yep and I'm pretty sure I need my pits shaved too. Things are rough all over.

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@delamitri Then, let's make it a full make over.

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Banned for reckless executive banning on the banmaster and thus causing a time-space warping paradox.

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Banned for not knowing that the time-space warping paradox can be avoided completely by using the Flux Capacitor (see below) invented on November 5, 1955, by Dr. Emmett Brown of Back To The Future fame.



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@😷.box.😷 We need a boost and some new faces around here.

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@delamitri I was thinking of other members D but you may be onto something here. Some interesting applicants for membership.

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@😷.box.😷 Oops! You got me, I always take things literally. πŸ˜‰

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@delamitri I see we are getting some cross contamination from the Alphabet thingy. smiley

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@😷.box.😷 I'm pollinating our threads. πŸ˜‚

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@delamitri You're the Bees Knees Deez

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Banned for cloistering yourselves so long in this thread for your own amusement.πŸ˜’

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@uunboundd So true ... turning into a bad HABIT. All this navel-gazing makes one feel quite the NOVICE, and in the end you are left preaching to the CHOIR.

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Banned for harbouring secret desires to captain the ship and sail away to the Bermuda triangle.

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Banned for evading a previous ban that was not actually a ban but was already being evaded by a preceeding ban that was also not an actual ban but this one is.

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@delamitri This is the very definition of a "a gummy diversion ban" - all hot air and confusing, but lacking bite.

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Banned for being the soul of discretion by not revealing those top secret confidences that were disclosed to you by the powers above.

We need more unsubstantiated rumour-mongering and false gossiping. [SPOILER]

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Banned because I love gummy anything. I will bite them, eat them, savor them, obsess over them, make them, love them, search for them, and gum you up!!!





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@ awesome! i want those

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Banned because Gabe has just realised that he is a 25 year old wanna be child actor, (playing Charlie from the chocolate factory) and this dream will become his nightmare.

Meanwhile, Garrett will go on to do some great work in the umpteenth Ebola outbreak, in Dallas, as the head WHO organiser. His teeth will remain the same and the bleech blonde hair will suffer leaving him as bald as a tyre on Lewis Hamilton's F1 race car.

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Banned for discriminating against bald tyres. Shame on you! smiley

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Banned for failing to acknowledge that fast tyres on fast cars driven by bald men are about as sexy as you could hope to see and for failing to give the proper space on your SEX thread for what real women want.

FAIL x 2 = DOUBLE DOOBIE FAILURE!!

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Banned for letting a pu**y play with your balls.

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Banned for the mention of scrotum. This is a "family only area". smiley




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Banned for showing rather personal porky porn pictures before the 10 o'clock watershed.

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Banned for being against pro porky.

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Banned for saving ALL the things I ordered you to get rid of months ago!

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@delamitri Ah ha!!!! smiley

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@ smiley 😈

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@delamitri all i can think is: what will your husband think when he goes looking for something and finds that thing you wrote just for a gag picsmiley

- or is that how you keep people from snooping around your most valuable possessions?

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@uunboundd Funny you should say that. Recently, he has become quite concerned with my obsession with "dirty boxes" and "boxes with balls and pussies."

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@delamitri smiley that reads like a translated Chinese menu tbh

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@uunboundd That was my excuse!

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Banned for trolling in the most trollopy fashion and filling my nom de plume with naughty poetry and other household items.

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@😷.box.😷 "household items" smiley

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Banned for advertising square pizzas to fill the dining room table! Liars!



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Banned for holding confidential Top Secret meetings in the bathroom when I REALLY gotta go!

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Banned playing bathroom ditch and leaving this mess behind:


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Just banned for inventing poo porn!

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Banned for considering digusting amounts of poo as porn!!! smiley

[SPOILER]


Oh my god, believe me that was mild. smiley

WARNING: do not look at the spoiler.

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@ Dammit! I never learn.

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@ I didn't look but I am smelling a new invention ...

Hardcore Poo Porn smiley

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Half banned for making me burn out my eyeballs. I take half the blame, because you warned me. But you KNOW I can't resist a spoiler to save my life!

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Banned for not understanding the secret meaning behind the Head's ...

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run away.

[SPOILER]

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@😷.box.😷 [SPOILER]

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Banned for leaving your donkey on my foot. I haven't been able to move in hours.

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Banned for claiming to be the Virgin Mary, and not an Easter Bunny in sight. smiley smiley smiley [SPOILER]

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@😷.box.😷 [SPOILER]

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Banned for being overly fond of ABBA.

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Banned for being alcohol free and Irish [SPOILER] "Virgin Mary".... bahahaha.



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Banned for offering carrot/tomato juice on St. Patrick's cousin's sister-in-law's saint's day. So sad.

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Banned for making up a holiday at whim. You had me searching Google for 6 hours. Time I could have spent spraying stain remover on some of my personal items.

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@delamitri The feast day is only celebrated in the town of Killmacrudden, just outside Magharbeag close to the Leitrim/Sligo border. Also famous for the Little People and pots of gold under the Cluas chait

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@😷.box.😷 smiley
It's real? I looked it up like this 'St. Patrick's cousin's sister-in-law's saint's day' and Google told me about Hortense and Laurent Cousin in Pibrac, France and their daughter. Germaine.

Gonna check out these new tag words. smiley

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@delamitri Well she was adopted by the Duquesa de Bernardeau who also found a way to crossbreed big doggies into even bigger doggies to make them look like ...



Another true story from the archives of the 2MOoOB Enquirer.

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Banned for not being able to join the BOYS which means you will have to develop that secret superpower you have; promoting feline propaganda with splashes and dashes of toilet humour online.

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@😷.box.😷 Too BANNED to be FORGOTTEN.

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Banned for not acknowledging the fact that being a woman IS a superpower. smiley




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Banned for not acknowledging the fact that being a woman IS a superpower. smiley




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Banned for showing your weakness to the enemy - forgetfulness, thus the necessity of repeating the same fact again and again ... Humbug!

[SPOILER]

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Banned for picking your nose without any thoughts of the consequences.

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@delamitri Consequences?

A tasty nibble in the offing?

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@😷.box.😷 Well now, we don't know if it's tasty, because you flicked it. Shameful. Who knows what kind of sustenance it could have offered.

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Banned cos your farts don't smell.

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Banned for not waiting your turn to sniff Box's butt. [SPOILER]

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@delamitri [SPOILER]

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@torrac smiley [SPOILER]

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@delamitri Shine on you crazy b.... smiley

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Banned: all 3 of you for farting so much.
I never fart, and never lie!

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Banned for mouth farting

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Banned for verbal diarrhea. smiley

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Banned for trying to act cool.

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Banned because your favorite trick is not a real trick.

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banned for being to tricky

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Banned for making me look in the same mirror as 'RedruM' in order to find out what your tricky name meant.

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@😷.box.😷 smiley
Took me a minute. Now I get it, carrot!

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Banned for a poor assasination attempt.

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Banned because you're not a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world who I can make fun of.

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Banned for making me go there smiley

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Banned for not getting a return ticket and now the station is closed.

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banned for not phoning me a taxi.

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Totally banned for leaving your bus pass and mobile in the magic tricks shop while you were 'there'.

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Banned because you Feel the beat from the tambourine and you're Having the time of your life.

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Banned for not saying rhythm.

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Banned for missing the midnight train to Georgia yesterday and now you are unable keep to the rhythm of the night.

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Banned for putting two double-entendres in one sentence.

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@Buttless OOPS! I thought they were song titles. smiley

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@😷.box.😷 ..and banned again for not seeing the disgusting underlying meaning in most pop song titles... I should not need to spell it out but trains at midnight, probably going into tunnels in Georgia.. and rhythm in the night.. words fail me! smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@Buttless Are you suggesting that the train is a [SPOILER] symbol , and Georgia is really Georgina Campbell ( two-movies.pro/actor_director/Georgina_C.... that cool babe who is a pretty good actress.

And, and the rhythm is ... that vertical expression of a horizontal desire?

gosh!

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@😷.box.😷 Yes, we are bombarded with filth and lust.

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@Buttless Some are luckier than others.

I am way at the back of the queue!!

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banned for double banning.

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Banned for being lazy with your banning orders and not applying yourself. Room to improve.

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Banned for thinking me lazy I spread the love through out the games not 1 at a time smiley

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@torrac And we feel it carrot. Keep up the good work.

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Banned for spreading love around everywhere. Who is going to clean it up?

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banned for not knowing Henry the mild mannered janitor.

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banned for not knowing that mild mannered janitor is a super-hero who wears his undies on the outside, and used to go poof! in a phone-box but there aren't any phone boxes any more.

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banned for not having mentioned his side kick an the phooey mobile.

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banned for extreme jealousy just because I have the coolest friends and am sidekick to the awesome and fabulous. smiley

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Banned for delusional thingamabobs and creating imaginary playmates that go poof! from the other side.

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Banned for messing up poo by putting an "f" at the end of it. You know I like plain poo.

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banned for talking sh"t smiley

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Banned for criticising Delamitri's poo.
She may have plain poo or sham poo but I am sure it smells of roses.

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@Buttless smiley I assure you, it doesn't. Nice that you think it possible, though. smiley

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@delamitri I believe the apt term you may be looking for D is 'brown nosing".

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Banned because I have an odd thing for butts.

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@delamitri I have an odd thing also, but not for butts. smiley

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@Buttless Well now I want to know what the odd thing is.

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@delamitri I could post a photo but that really would get me banned! smiley smiley smiley

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@torrac I always stop to look at fluffy butts.

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Banned for showing cute photos of a furry butt, discriminating against those who may have a bald or shaggy butt, or even be buttless.

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@Buttless I am worried about the growning number of dogs who are forced to show butt because someone has lopped of their only means of discretion - their tails! smiley smiley smiley

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Banned for being metaphorical about truth, which is an absolute and cannot be metaphoricalized.

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Banned because I have a little yellow dude phobia today.

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Banned for hurting all these dudes' and dudettes' feelings ... how could you do that and Big Bird isn't even in the pictures and he/she/it is super sensitive about his colour. And Tweety Bird? And Lisa? and Pooh? smiley


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@😷.box.😷 Hahahahaaaaa, of course you found all the yellow people and threw me out on front street.

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@delamitri β™« All yellow people, Where do they all belong?♬ Outside your front door, picketing.

I saw the film Yesterday at the weekend and the song stuck in my head ... quite funny if you know the Beatles music.

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Banned for mentioning Pooh when there are already too many scatological references in this thread.

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Banned for confusing base scatological humour with the jovial, whimsical and philosophically nuanced statements of Winnie the PooH;



Shame on you Butt!

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Banned for spreading fake news about Winnie the Pooh. This sweet young bear would never use vulgar words, his expletives are quite restrained like 'bother' or perhaps 'damn' in extreme situations.

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Banned for not knowing the real Winnie mad dog the pooh.

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Banned for starting a Christmas book club, which everybody knows is a get-together for trouble-making liberals.

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banned for upsetting santa

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Banned for ignoring Torrac's imaginary friend.

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Banned for not abiding by the tried and tested "only speak when spoken to" code of etiquette, used from 1844 onwards by kings, queens and small, yellow one-eyed minions alike.

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Banned for not mentioning the Angels.

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Banned for introducing more imaginary friends with wings, eternally drunk in some countries (Russia, France, Scotland/Ireland) on The Angel's Share for the following reason.

The Angel's Share: the amount of an alcoholic drink (such as vodka, cognac, or whiskey) that is lost to evaporation when the liquid is being aged in porous oak barrels Up to 1 percent of the volume of the cask can be lost each year through evaporation, sometimes called the angel's share.

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Banned for not mentioning the movie - two-movies.pro/watch_movie/The_Angels_Sh....

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@torrac Ken Loach's name came up in class the other day. Great, funny film.

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Banned for getting my angel drunk. He is difficult enough when he's sober.

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Banned for letting your wee eight year old "angel" hang out with the big lads on a school night. Shame on you.

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Banned for not giving me a reason to ban u

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Banned for not realising that this box is responsible for cornering the market on "catnip" and thus addicting cat owners to photos that show their feline friend making facial expressions like this ...



and eventually taking over the world. [EVIL LAUGH]

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Ban Google and all the corporate a-holes trying to close this site down.


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banned for being right

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Banned for blaming the google goofers for groping our links when you should be looking at microhard for manhandling our muttons and buttons

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Banned for not buying your beers from my store

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Banned for banning me from your store, just because I drank too much beer there and acted disgracefully.

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@Buttless hohohoho

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banned for not drinking whisky

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Banned for having character traits in common with Prince Andrew, like not drinking whiskey.

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Banned for spelling 'whiskey' with an 'e' when everyone knows the bestest stuff is spelled 'whisky' without an 'e'.

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Banned because you ye know lol

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Banned for not banning Crutch for his unforgivable lack of whiskEy knowledge, and should not have been beating about the BUSH with a JEMMY on the side.

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Banned because I'm having a sh*tty day and feel like banning everyone, whether they deserve it or not.

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And ban the censorising bot too. If I write sh*tty i mean sh*tty but it changes it to sh(*)tty.

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@Buttless system banned me for causing it a meltdown (wonder why?) smiley smiley

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Banned for not playing the other games to get you out of your SHITTY mood. (Bots can't read Capitals)

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@😷.box.😷 HEY I JUST LEARNT SOMETHING. Box you are un-banned.

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Banned and blocked for speaking up against the rotational, blocking by association used by a non goddess.

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Banned for not using the A,B,C blocks to play with the children who like putting up their thumbs.

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Banned for not needing to argue.

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banned for not doing your christmas shopping yet.

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banned for nagging about Christmas shopping and calling me parsimonious, just because its cheaper to buy presents at the after-Christmas sales.

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banned for letting the children down on Christmas day.

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Ban the children for coming down when Mrs Buttless is kissing Santa Claus.

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Banned for not following the name of the game.

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Banned for following the name of the game

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Banned for arguing with Mrs Noneed2argue.

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Banned for assuming a marital status in this day of PC - if in doubt you should use Ms. NoNeed2Argue

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Banned for having a gender-based status in these LGBTQX days!

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@Buttless smiley Perhaps it is time to use a genderless title then.

What about M. Buttless?

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@NoNeed2Argue I must admit to being totally confused about all the new classifications, particularly calling everyone 'they'. Might just stick to being straight and normal!

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Banned for not knowing that the sheep sheering trials are finished for the season.

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Banned for being our Irish friend in drag

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@MarkRowley Banned for outing out gender fluid and minor enthusiast friend.

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Banned for discriminating against drag queens, Irish or otherwise.

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Banned for not paying attention during your primary school sex education classes.

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Banned for starting a second account to stalk a female member smiley

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Banned for forgetting to order the turkey so now your family will be stuck with a chicken.

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Banned for using a photo of JFK's girlfriend. We all know you don't look like that.

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@Buttless I wish!!!!

You might be thinking of Marilyn - this was a peer of hers called Jayne Mansfield. Not sure if she was with JFK or not.

There were so many!

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@NoNeed2Argue Ah, Jayne Mansfield. Britain's answer to MM. What happened to her or did she just get old gracefully?

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@Buttless You must be thinking of Diana Dors.

JM was American and died in a car accident at 34.

All her details can be found here ... www.biography.com/actor/jayne-ma...

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@NoNeed2Argue Oh, I am getting my sex goddesses mixed up. Must be losing it!

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Banned for using us all in your wicked assumption.

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Banned for assuming I was having a blonde moment which in fact I was. So there!

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Banned for being a Fenian alter ego smiley

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banned for thinking there is something wrong with that

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Banned for thinking a member supporting the IRA is fine

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with banning comes great responsibility and my momma said: ban!!!!! ban you all MUhahahhahhahahhahha!!!!!!!!

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Banned for being a moderator and stopping us saying f*ck whenever we feel like it.

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Banned for not seeing it as an opportunity to coin some other interesting vocabulary or recycle some old fashioned swear words like sard and swive which may sound harmless but refer to the very same act that is so taboo, it needs a * to protect our sensitive eyes.

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Banned for trying to save the unsaveable

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Banned for being a backwards carrot.

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Banned for unprovoked bowel movement in a security sensitive area.

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Banned for being above me and mentioning poop.

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Banned for letting the pink elephants loose during the festivities and forgetting to feed them.

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Banned for having gender-fluid alter egos.

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@Buttless Don't we all?

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Banned for having fluids on the brain and being of a questionable non-gender minion.

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@😷.box.😷 Hey box, what happened to the trolls? Did they get banned?

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@Buttless I think my trolling fan club are using their combined brain cell to log in via alt profiles and thumbing down all of my posts and anyone I interact with. It seems they can only manage eight or nine alt accounts between them as that seems to be their thumbs down max - I am hoping for higher numbers in the negative zone. Perhaps a mod might notice and do something about it?

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@😷.box.😷 I noticed 2 of the alter egos boosting each other on a thread before Christmas, thought about adding a comment about playing with yourself but couldn't be bothered.

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Banned for attracting trolls.

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Banned for listing to U2's New Year's Day on the wrong day.

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Banned for caring about what day it is.

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Banned for not realising the importance of DAY - for example today is International 2MOoOBers Day. A day dedicated to those tireless, hard working reviewers on 2Movies who help us decide movies to watch and avoid. Whoot!

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Banned for using pictures of Doris DAY on another entity, and claiming your 2 moobs are like hers.

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@Buttless Me and Doris Day?

WAAAY before my time and thank god my moobs are a modest 28AAA so I have no ambitions in that department.

Are you sure you are not mixing me up with Delamitri?

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